takehaya-susanoo:

AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM MORE LIKE
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momomisfortune:

First thing’s first, I’m the Shinjiest.

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how do i spotless mind my entire middle school experience

lincolnsensei:

gookgod:

stop sexualizing hentai

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science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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…Ask Donna Way, the boy’s mother, about Mikey’s first steps, and she’ll tell you he didn’t start by walking; he’d watch his brother run, try to chase him and end up falling on his face.
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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.









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